Some churches are more fun
than others. Believe it or not, these actually appeared in various church bulletins:
This afternoon there
will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will
be baptised at both ends.
Tuesday at 4PM there
will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early.
Wednesday the ladies
liturgy society will meet. Mr. Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed,"
accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5PM there
will be a meeting of the little mothers club. All ladies wishing to be little
mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday,
we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the alter.
The service will close
with "Little Drops Of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the
rest of the congregation will join in.
On Sunday, a special
collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet. All those
wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of
paper.
The ladies of the church
have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement
on Friday afternoon.
A bean supper will
be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
The rosebud on the
alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin
of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
Tonights sermon: What
is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
For those of you who
have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Remember in prayer
the many who are sick of our church and community.
Potluck supper: prayer
and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill
you off -- let the church help.