How to be politically correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:
- He does not have a BEER
GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
- He is not a BAD DANCER
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
- He does not GET LOST
ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
- He is not BALDING -
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
- He does not get FALLING-DOWN
DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST
PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY
- He is not afraid of
COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
- She is not a BABE or
a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
- She does not TEASE or
FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
- She is not DUMB - She
is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
- She does not have a
KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
- She is not an AIRHEAD
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
- She does not NAG YOU
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
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