The Biggest Drawbacks to
Working in a Cubicle
1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box"
when I'm in the stinking box all day!
2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments
without first seeing who is behind me.
3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much
protection from any kind of gun fire.
4) That nagging feeling that if I just press
the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5) Lack of roof rafters for the
noose.
6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
7) 23
power cords, 1 outlet.
8) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
9) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
10) Can't slam the
door when you quit and walk out.
