• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
• A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
• A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
• Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
• Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
• Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
• If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
• My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.
• No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

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