
PC Bumper Stickers
- My kid made the honor
roll at Bill Gates Summer Camp.
- We're staying together
for the sake of our Web Site.
- I don't lie, cheat
or steal...except when I'm accessing Pentagon files.
- My kid can out HTML
program your kid.
- I brake for incoming
e-mail on my Mercedes laptop.
- If a computer owner's
money could talk, all it would say is goodbye.
- Wang user in trunk.
- Computer repair is
an oxymoron.
- No, you didn't see
a computer just like mine at the history museum last week.
- No modem. Already stolen.
- My mother-in-laws Web
Site is http://www.realwitch.com.
- The worst day on the
Net is better than the best day really working at the office.
- Happiness is seeing
the photo of the guy who miss-installed your system files on a milk carton.
- For the home office
computer user: Artificial intelligence beats stupid co-workers any day.
- My wife says that if
I spend one more weekend enhancing my homepage, she's going to leave me...
I sure am going to miss her.
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