• My kid made the honor roll at Bill Gates Summer Camp.
• We're staying together for the sake of our Web Site.
• I don't lie, cheat or steal...except when I'm accessing Pentagon files.
• My kid can out HTML program your kid.
• I brake for incoming e-mail on my Mercedes laptop.
• If a computer owner's money could talk, all it would say is goodbye.
• Wang user in trunk.
• Computer repair is an oxymoron.
• No, you didn't see a computer just like mine at the history museum last week.
• No modem. Already stolen.
• My mother-in-laws Web Site is http://www.realwitch.com.
• The worst day on the Net is better than the best day really working at the office.
• Happiness is seeing the photo of the guy who miss-installed your system files on a milk carton.
• For the home office computer user: Artificial intelligence beats stupid co-workers any day.
• My wife says that if I spend one more weekend enhancing my homepage, she's going to leave me... I sure am going to miss her.

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