Can I borrow a quarter
["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl
of my dreams.
or
I want to call your mom and thank her.
Is your dad a thief??
["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your
eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.")
Your so hot, you melt
the elastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love
buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what ? I want?
Let's go to my place
and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day
is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You must be tired.
["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
That outfit would look
great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
My name's [state your
name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [state your
name], but you can call me "Lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck??
What do you say we
go out for a pizza and then a fuck?? ["No."] You don't like pizza?? (Be ready
with a snappy response in case they say "Okay.")
Can I flirt with you??
Your dad must've been
a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.
[Look at his/her shirt
tag. When they say, "What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made
in heaven.
All those curves, and
me with no brakes.
If I told you that
you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??
Fuck me if I'm wrong,
but don't you want to kiss me?
[Grab his/her ass.]
Pardon me, is this seat taken??
Is it hot in here or
is it just you?
Can you give me directions?
["To where?"] Your heart.
If I could rearrange
the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How 'bout you sit on
my lap and we'll see what pops up.
Do you know what would
look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear.
Would you sleep with me?
How 'bout you and I
go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
[Tap your thigh.] You
just think this is my leg.
Say, that's a nice
[dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
I lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR
'cause you take my breath away.
