• Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
• I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
• I hate everybody, and you're next.
• Please don't make me kill you.
• And your point is...
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
• I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
• Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
• You KNOW you want me.
• Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
• Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
• I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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