• Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
• Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
• I hate everybody...and you're next.
• And your point is...?
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
• Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
• Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
• All stressed out and no one to choke.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
• Q: Why do woman have small feet?
  A: So they can get closer to the stove.
• So many men, so few who can afford me.
• God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
• If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
• My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.
• Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
• Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
• Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
• I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
• If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
• You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.
• So many men, so few who can afford me...

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