Red Hot Chili Peppers True Men Don't Kill Coyotes Baby Appeal Buckle Down Get Up and Jump Why Don't You Love Me Green Heaven Mommy Where's Daddy Out in L.A Police Helicopter You Always Sing Grand Pappy Du Plenty Freaky Styley Jungle Man Hollywood American Ghost Dance If You Want Me To Stay Nevermind Freaky Styley Blackeyed Blonde The Brother's Cup Battle Ship Lovin' and Touchin' Catholic School Girls Rule Sex Rap Thirty Dirty Birds Yertle the Turtle Uplift Mofo Party Plan Fight Like a Brave Funky Crime Me and My Friends Backwoods Skinny Sweaty Man Behind The Sun Subterranean Homesick Blues Special Secret Song Inside - version 1 | version 2 | version 3 No Chump Love Sucker Walkin' On Down The Road Love Trilogy Organic Anti-Beat Box Band The Abbey Road EP Fire Backwoods Catholic School Girls Rule Hollywood (Africa) True Men Don't Kill Coyotes Mother's Milk Good Time Boys Higher Ground Subway To Venus Magic Johnson Nobody Weird Like Me Knock Me Down Taste The Pain Stone Cold Bush Fire Pretty Little Ditty Punk Rock Classic Sexy Mexican Maid Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky What Hits Higher Ground Fight Like a Brave Behind The Sun Me and My Friends Backwoods True Men Don't Kill Coyotes Fire Get Up And Jump Knock Me Down Under The Bridge Show Me Your Soul If You Want Me To Stay Hollywood Jungle Man The Brother's Cup Taste The Pain Catholic School Girls Johnny Kick A Hole In The Sky Out in L.A. Higher Ground (12" vocal mix) Hollywood (Africa) (Extended Dance mix) If You Want Me to Stay (Pink Mustang mix) Behind the Sun (Ben Grosse mix) Castles Made of Sand (Live) Special Secret Song Inside (Live) F.U (Live) Get Up and Jump (demo version) Out in L.A (demo version) Green Heaven (demo version) Police Helicopter (demo version) Nevermind (demo version) Sex Rap (demo version) Blues For Meister You Always Sing The Same Stranded Flea Fly What It Is Blood Sugar Sex Magic Power of Equality If You Have To Ask Breaking the Girl Funky Monks Suck My Kiss I Could Have Lied Mellowship Slinky In B Major The Righteous and The Wicked Give It Away Blood Sugar Sex Magik Under The Bridge Naked In The Rain Apache Rose Peacock The Greeting Song My Lovely Man Sir Psycho Sexy They're Red Hot Plasma Shaft Give It Away If You Have To Ask Nobody Weird Sikamikanico Breaking The Girl If You Have To Ask (Friday Night Fever Blister Mix) Soul To Squeeze One Hot Minute Warped Aeroplane Deep Kick My Friends Coffee Shop Pea One Big Mob Walkabout Tearjerker One Hot Minute Falling Into Grace Shallow Be Thy Game Transcending Under the Covers They're Red Hot Fire Subterranean Homesick Blues Higher Ground If You Want Me To Stay Why Don't You Love Me Tiny Dancer Castles Made Of Sand Dr Funkenstein Hollywood Africa Search and Destroy Higher Ground Hollywood Africa Love Rollercoaster Love Rollercoaster Californication Around The World Parallel Universe Scar Tissue Otherside Get On Top Californication Easily Porcelain Emit Remmus I Like Dirt This Velvet Glove Savior Purple Stain Right On Time Road Trippin' Gong Li How Strong Instrumental #2 Red Hot Chili Peppers True Men Don't Kill Coyotes Hoo, Lord ! Well, I'm gonna ride a sabertooth horse Through the Hollywood hills The farther west, the farther out Yeah, that's the way I feel Well, I dig the dirt an' I dig the dust I barbecue my meals Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon Through the Hollywood hills, yeah... Huh, Hollywood hills Well, I'm gonna ride a sabertooth horse Through the Hollywood hills Just don't show me anything 'cos that's the way I feel Well, I dig the dirt an' I dig the dust I barbecue my meals Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon Through the Hollywood hills, yeah... Huh, Hollywood hills Passion dripping from the coyote's eyes He can taste his blood An' blood never lies Pale face die True men don't kill coyotes True men don't kill coyotes Well, I'm gonna ride a sabertooth horse Through the Hollywood hills The farther west, the farther out Yeah, that's the way I feel Well, I dig the dirt an' I dig the dust I barbecue my meals Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon Through the Hollywood hills, yeah... Huh, Hollywood hills Passion dripping from the coyote's eyes He can taste his blood An' blood never lies Pale face die True men don't kill coyotes True men don't... Well, I'm gonna ride a sabertooth horse Through the Hollywood hills Just don't tell me anything 'cos that's the way I feel Well, I dig the dirt an' I dig the dust I barbecue my meals Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon Through the Hollywood hills, yeah... Huh, Hollywood hills Passion dripping from the coyote's eyes He can taste his blood An' blood never lies Pale face die True men don't kill coyotes True men don't... True men don't kill coyotes True men don't... True men don't kill coyotes True men don't... Baby Appeal On the city streets, I got the tunes in my pocket I'll play the Chili Pepper so the public can rock Excuse me mister, won't you hear my thought? I play in a band, yeah, we're called the Red Hots While I'm away, boy, I'm afraid not I've got no time to flick and talk But this baby rocked out on the spot She was a shakin' and a kickin' and that did a bit of tot Her pop said no, but I just couldn't stop The killer had a case of tod the rock But here's a funky fact that I know is real, The Red Hots have baby appeal They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil I say the Peppers have baby appeal The funk mobile is the one we wheel I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal We serve those tots in the funk mobile I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal We stop the fire, we quench the heat We groove the buttocks walking out in the street 'cos that's when in the store when who do we meet? On a hop skip jump up a baby beat She was a shakin' and a kickin' those itty bitty feet The next thing you know was she got out of her bleat Five thousand babies walkin' out in the street Well, that's a serious sight for me and golly gee wizz! I just can't tell ya how much we did Rockin' right out for those itty bitty girls, right out But here's a funky fact that I know is real, The Red Hots have baby appeal They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil I say the Peppers have baby appeal The funk mobile is the one we wheel I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal We serve those tots in the funk mobile I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal, so get down! Got the tunes in my pocket... Baby appeal... Rock out!... Play the chili, play the chili, play the chili... Yes, we're called the Red...Hots... On the city streets, I got the tunes in my pocket I'll play the Chili Pepper so the public can rock Excuse me mister, won't you hear my thought? I play in a band, yeah, we're called the Red Hots While I'm away, boy, I'm afraid not I've got no time to flick and talk But this baby rocked out on the spot She was a shakin' and a kickin' and that did a bit of tot Her pop said no, but I just couldn't stop The killer had a case of tod the rock But here's a funky fact that I know is real, The Red Hots have baby appeal They dig a funky speil, they'll make some speil I say the Peppers have baby appeal The funk mobile is the one we wheel I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal We serve those tots in the funk mobile I'm overjoyed, we have baby appeal Buckle Down Hah! On the ice No holdin' My soul I want men Not mice No stoppin' My throw Hah! Get this! Reds are Back bills Work Or play ball Or just turn me loose I know what's fight, in life, you better buckle down Don't give up your fight, in life, you better buckle down Two days with might, in life, you better buckle down Leave dreams tonight, in life, you better buckle down 'Cos I know what's right! I know, I know, I know what's right! I know, I know, I know what's right! I know, I know, I know what's right! I know, I know, I know what's right! Get Up and Jump Get up and jump, get up and jump, get up, get up, get up and jump Jump on up Jump on down Just jump a jump a jump a jump a jump around Jump the day away Jump all over town 'cos jumpin' is O.K. in a jumpin' kinda way, hey hey! Jump a boy Jump a girl Jump a rope Jump for joy Just don't stop jumpin' Keep your heart muscle pumpin' Hillel be jumpin' on that little baby frumpkin Say what, You got a pumpkin in your pants? When you're just standing or sitting still Think about the frogs gettin' a thrill Take a little lesson from the kangaroos Don't you know they're jumpin' foos, jump you! Jump a nun Jump a Jack Jumpfor fun Jump back How's about us jumpin' in the sack? And now, it's time for a jump attack Get up and jump Jam Bob, Jim Bob, Slim Bob Boogie To the tune of slima Billy Lookin' like you're mighty silly Say what, You got a pumpkin in your pants? Say what, You got a pumpkin in your pants? Mister Mexican jumpin' bean knows His fun is skeaky clean Christ, how'd ya think that he got so clean? Not from sittin' on his goddamn spleen. Get up! Oh, I be jumpin' I be jumpin' I be jumpin' alone I be jumpin' for the phone I be jumpin'Misses Jones I really wanna jump on Kinski's bones Get up and jump Get up and jump Jam Bob, Jim Bob, Slim Bob Boogie To the tune of slima Billy Lookin' like you're mighty silly Say what, You got a pumpkin in your pants? Say what, You got a pumpkin in your pants? Why Don't You Love Me Why don't you love me like you used to do? How come you treat me like a worn out shue My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you spot me like you used to do? When you whisper sweet nothings like you used to do I'm the same old trouble that you've always been through So why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you be the way you used to be? How come you fight so many fights with me Somebody changed, so lemme give you a clue Why don't you love me like you used to do? Why don't you say the things you used to say? How come you treat me like a piece of clay My hair's still curly and my eyes are still blue So why don't you love me like you used to do? You can't keep a lovin' and a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths I don't love like a huggin' and a kissin' and I don't know why... We don't get near or further closer land of country mouths Take the ball... Green Heaven About this planet, there is something I know There's a very big difference between above and below A friend foe, or bro, leave your body on the floor Let your spirit fly away like the soul of a crow Here, above land, man has laid his plan And yes, it does include the Ku Klux Klan We got a government so twisted and bent Bombs, tanks and guns is how our money is spent We got V.D., heroin, greed and prostitution Tension, aggravation, L. Ron Hubbard solution Not to mention hard-core chemical pollution If you think you're just away, you're in a mental institution And that's a heart felt shame 'Cos everyone's crazy, everyone's the same So, why should only Larry, Curly and Moe be to blame? Time now to take you to a different place Where peace lovin' whales flow through liquid outer space A groovin' and a gliddin' as graceful as lace A never losing touch with the ocean's embrace Diviner than the dolphin, that there is none 'Cause dolphins just-a like to have a lot of fun No one tells 'em how their life is run And no one points at them with a gun They have a lot of love for every living creature The smile of a dolphin is a built in feature They be movin' in schools but everyone's the teacher Someday mister dolphin, I know I'm go'n to meet you Back to the land of the police man Where he does whatever he says he can Including hating you because you're a Jew Or beating black ass, that's nothing new Trigger happy cops, they just like to brawl They use guns, clubs, gas, but that's not all They got puke, ridden prisons and sex sick jails Fuck the poor, if you're rich you pay the bail So support your police, support your local wars That's the way to open economic doors Why do we do it? 'Cause the president's a whore We assume the position to sell the ammunition What the fuck? It's the american tradition Along with going fishin' apple pies in the kitchen Isn't it bitchin' seeing dead men in ditches? Mommy Where's Daddy Mommy, where's daddy? Mommy, where's daddy? Right here, girl... Sweet thing, you look so sad Cheer up, don't you know your dad is bad Give daddy a kiss, girl Oh, dad There ain't no problem I can't face, 'cos Your daddy's got a bigger bag of tricks Give daddy a kiss, girl Oh, dad Mommy, where's daddy? Mommy, where's daddy? Come on, sit on your daddy's lap 'cos I'm the one who pats your back Give daddy a kiss, girl Oh, dad Lemme see now where to begin Lemme start by tuckin' you in Give daddy a kiss, girl Oh, dad Mommy, where's daddy? Out in L.A We're all a bunch of brothers livin' in a cool way Along with six million others in this place called L.A. L.A. is the place, sets my mind ablaze For me, it's a race through a cotton pickin' maze The town makes me jump, it's got a bunch of bad chicks Well sure, it's got some chumps but I still get my kicks My body loves to scrump when I lick the ripe pick Like a come on a thumb Poppin' hump, hump, hump, pop out The action never stops, I'm as wild as can be 'Cos I'm shooting for the top and my best friend is Flea Oom Chucka Willy knew the balls to pop But he never met the Tree so he never be-bopped out hop! Antwan the Swan, from the pretty fish pond Was a bad mother jumper, you could tell he was strong He war a cold paisley jacket and a hellified hat And between his legs was a sweat young lass He threw a hundred women up against the wall And he swore to fear that he'd love 'em all By the time he got to ninety nine, he had to stop Because that's when he thought that he heard a phone Last night and the night before, I heard a Fop outside, then I came in doors Freak out! Now that I told you a little something about the Flea A little something about the Tree, a little something about me I can't leave you hangin' but my man Shermzy, he swings the yang, he bangs the yang And now, it's time to hear him do his playin', you better be burning Sherman! We're all a bunch of brothers livin' in a cool way Along with six million others in this place called L.A. Step out! Police Helicopter Aw! Police helicopter shot the sky Police helicopter landin' on my eye Yeah! Police helicopter takes a nose-dive Police helicopter, he ain't shy Yeah! Police helicopter shot the sky Police helicopter landin' on my eye Yeah! Police helicopter takes a nose-dive Police helicopter, he ain't shy Yeah! Aaw! You Always Sing You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same Grand Pappy Du Plenty Instrumental Freaky Styley Jungle Man Deep inside the soul hole Of Mother Earth Father Time came With a supersonic supersonic burst His soul monkey sperm tribes Racing to be first Her ruby fruit jungle Givin' bush baby bush baby birth The baby was a boy But I think what stunned her Is that this bare breasted baby Was a baby boy boy boy boy wonder Crackin' from his thumb bone Came thelonious thunder Fill the sky with hellfire From way down down down under I am a jungle man I am a jungle man I am a jungle man I get all the bush I can Erupting from the ground In hollywood he glowed His jungle turned to concrete His funk bone bone bone bone to stone Like a full blown volcano I must let it be known That through this boy's vein Atomic lava blood flows and flows His soul shocking sounds They make the mountains moan This boy's become a man It's time to take take take Take the throne I am a jungle man I am a jungle man I am a jungle man I get all the bush I can Hollywood Take me back Hold my hand All the way back To the brotherland Take me back I want to go back Take me back And my funky ass band All the way back To the broherland Take me back I want to go As fast as I can Slidin' on back To the brotherland Now children Hollywood... I want to get up and go With my funky ass jams All the way back To the broherland Take me back I want to go back Hollywood... Where the women Is the women And the man Is the man I want to go As fast as I can Slidin' on back To the brotherland Now children American Ghost Dance Oh give me a home Where the buffalo roam And the death of a race is a game Where seldom is heard A peacable word >From the white trash Who killed as they came Though these words dig deep They offer no relief God save the queen I am an indian chief There is a secret I keep It's called the talking leaf And you better believe That he speaks his beliefs Like a rock that bleeds A sea of grief My talking leaf speaks of A wounded knee creek American ghost dance... A new man who is with old ways He walks the streets of life But he's in chains I'm alive he cried I can feel the flame Burning red inside I am an indian brave There is a memory That lives in my blood Of the brand you laid On all you touched But the burning flame Turns to burning pain Genuine genocide And that's truly insane So like a wild hurricane I will dance on the grave Of my race that died When it should have been saved American ghost dance... If You Want Me To Stay If you want me to stay I'll be around today To be available for you to see I'm about to go there Then you'll know For me to stay here I've got to be me You'll never be in doubt That's what it's all about You can't take me for granted and smile Count the days I'm gone Forget reachin' me by phone Cause I promise I'll be gone for a while And when you see me again I hope that you have been The kind of person That you really are now You got to get it straight How could I ever be late When you're my woman Taking up my time Oh how could I ever allow I guess I wonder how I could get out a pocket for fun When you know that You're never number two Number one's gonna be number one I'll be good I wish I could Get this message over to you now When you see me again I hope that you have been The kind of person That you really are now I'll be so good I wish I could Get this message over to you now Get this message over to you now I'll be so good I wish I could Nevermind Nevermind the Pac Jam Nevermind the Gap Band Nevermind the Zap Band Nevermind the Funk Scam Cause we're The Red Hot Chili Peppers Nevermind the British bands Nevermind the Synth Funk bands Nevermind the Wham Wham band Nevermind Duran Duran Cause we're The Red Hot Chili Peppers Nevermind the Soft Cell shit That's strictly for the twits Nevermind the Men At Work Those tunes are for the jerks Cause we're The Red Hot Chili Peppers Nevermind Hall and Oates Those guys are a couple of goats Nevermind the Culture Club That jive's just one big flub Cause we're The Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley Say it loud I'm freaky styley And I'm proud ! Blackeyed Blonde Pumpin' the blood through the heart of New Orleans She's the mystic heat of the Bourbon street dream She's just made out of flesh and bones But let me tell you little boy You better leave her alone Leroy Brown thought he was bad too 'till she left him floatin' in the old bayou She's the kind of girl She's built like a bomb She's the blackeyed blackeyed Blackeyed blonde, Get down ! That blackeyed beauty with the golden crotch French electric sex a cock shocking swamp fox Heaten queen of sleeze she's hot to box But let me tell you little boy She'll clean your clock A slick and sly spy Stuck in the muck of the moat Blew his mind to find a diamond in the boat Double-o-dooms day for Mr. James Bond She's the blackeyed blackeyed Blackeyed blonde, Get down ! The Brother's Cup Give it up to this planet full of strife We're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knife With the pop of a snap and the flip of a flap The cups went up like a natural fact It was our shoulder space That made the perfect place For the magic of the cup To style out with grace With a tight turn twist And a slight swerve swank The brothers cup kissed With a kick ass clank We are the brothers cup We like to get it up We are the brothers cup We like to get it up Give it up to this planet full of strife We're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knife With the pop of a snap and the flip of a flap The cups went up like a natural fact So love all your brothers And love all your sisters Love all the misses And love all the misters Don't be shy when you're sharin' your kisses The brothers cup kiss And we ain't sissies It is our notion that the perfect peace potion Can be found in the wake of the green sea's motion The long rocking swell of the mighty blue ocean Is the cradle of peace it's the perfect peace motion Give it up to this planet full of strife We're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knife With the power of the cup we are about to astound All your preconceptions they will come unbound We are the brothers cup coming to your town Bringing tubs of love we're going to spread it around Battle Ship Three miles off the coast of Beirut New Jersey's guns get ready to shoot Take a walk down the firing room Fire one it's shakedown cruise Battle ship battle ship See the sailor boys dressed in blue Cheer the change to make the news Send the shell down the spiral groove Bombs away it's a shakedown cruise Yeah Battle ship battle ship Lovin' and Touchin' Loving and touching and Laughing and Squeezing and Walking and Joking and Smiling and Teasing Loving and kissing and Rubbing and scrubbing and Styling and slumming and Rolling and cumming I'll hold you a lifetime I'll love you forever I'll make you my wife and I'll never forget you I'll give you my smile On the face of your child I will give you my love I will give you my love Loving and touching and Loving and touching and Loving and touching and Loving and touching and Love Catholic School Girls Rule Catholic school girls rule... In the class she's taking notes Just how deep deep is my throat Mother Mary don't you know She's got eyes like Marylin Monroe Catholic school girls rule... From the cross she's raised her head This is what the sister said Give no love until you're wed Live no life until you're dead The good books says we must suppress The good books says we must confess But who cares what the good books says Cause now she's taking off her dress Catholic school girls rule... Lead us into temptation We are pure divine creation Talkin' about my generation Injected with the seed of emaculation Catholic ! Sex Rap Time to swing a little melody To make you all feel something sexually And now we're gonna get it on in the groove The groove that makes those smooth hips move We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rythm To make those pretty little pussy lips schism Kissum kissum kissum In the mind is one design To make you feel fine Suckin' on mine with a 69 I'm inclined to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck your brains out For the moment, come on now, make her shout Pump that leman 'till it pouts Open your legs to the sensual sound With the beauty of the beat on your pretty wet mound I can tell you're like a horny bloodhound Feel the bass, hug the ground Just drop your knees and come unbound And now you make your mouth to get on down Our lust for notes will boil your blood When they slither and slide on under your hood Makin' me shoot my power packed pud Like a wild lady lovin' a viable stud Because of what is know as a juicy wet pud Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good In my head, as a hellified hum I take to rubbin' her on the bum Adjust the lips some on the tongue With my thumb I strum her plum Start to make her orgasm Tastes a little bit like, ooh, how rum Well I like to make her cum To the rythm of the drums Make cum, make cum, cum Thirty Dirty Birds Thirty dirty birds Sitting on a curb Chirping and Burping And eating Dirty earthworms Along comes Herbie From thirty-third And third Saw the thirty Dirty birds Sitting on a curb Chirping and Burping And eating Dirty earthworms Boy he was Disturbed Yertle the Turtle On a far away island of Salamasond Yertle the turtle Was king of the pond A nice little pond It was clean it was neat The water was warm There was plenty to eat Until one day The king of them all Decided the kingdom He ruled was too small I'm a ruler of all that I see But I don't see enough And that's the trouble with me With this stone for a throne I am too low down I cannot look down Upon the places beyond So Yertle the turtle king Lifted his hand And Yertle the turtle king Lifted his hand He ordered all the turtles Onto one another's back He piled them high Into a ten turtle stack I'm Yertle the turtle The things I now rule I'm king of a cow I'm king of a mule Then down from below In the great turtle stack Came a burp from a plain Little turtle named Mack Just part of the throne This burpin' little turtle Looked up and said "I beg Your pardon king Yertle" I've pains in my back My shoulders and my knees How long must we stand Here your majesty "Silence !" the king of the Turtles barked back To the bad burpin' Little turtle named Mack I'm Yertle the turtle Oh marvelous me for I am ruler of all that I see Yertle, Yertle the turtle... Yertle, Yertle the turtle... Uplift Mofo Party Plan Fight Like a Brave All you slingers and fiends hide behind your rocks put down your guard I'm not here to box this is no showdown so throw down your guns you see it doesn't matter where you come from you could be from park ave or from a park bench you could be a politican or a bitchy princess but if you're lookin' for a fist and you're lookin' to unite put your knuckleheads together make a fist and fight not to your death and not to your grave I'm talking about t hat freedom fight like a brave fight like a brave don't be a slave no one can tell you you've got to be afraid If you're sick-a-sick'n'tired of being sick and tired if you're sick of all the bullshit and you're sick of all the lies it's better late than never to set-a-set it straight you know the lie is dead so give your self a break get it through your head get if off your chest get it out your arm because it's time to start fresh you want to stop dying the life you could be livin' I'm here to tell a story but I'm also here to listen no I'm not your preacher and I'm not your physician I'm just trying to reach you I'm a rebel with a mission fight like a brave don't be a slave no one can tell you you've got to be afraid fight like a brave don't be a slave no one can tell you you've got to be afraid I'm here today to pump up the uplift mofo party plan a plan based on a band, a band based on a plan there should be no.....in the land of lands it's a hollywood jam You say you're running and you're running and you're running afraid you say you ran across the planet but you couldn't get away the fire in your brain was driving you insane you were looking for a day in a life that never came so don't tell me that I've got to take a number cause I've been to that doctor and believe me that's a bummer here's a one of a kind convention of the mind and don't forget to mention that it doesn't cost a dime come as you like and leave any time and one more thing you know it doesn't have to rhyme fight like a brave don't be a slave no one can tell you you've got to be afraid... Funky Crime Why do you do what you do I do what I want to do who said you could do what you do I told you who told me to I do what I want to do I do what I want to do funky crime funky crime don't you know funk's colors blind well I've committed a funky crime against a state of mind Hey you mister interview I don't have to answer you this is what I grew into don't judge me and my soul stew cause funk is my attitude funk is my attitude funky crime funky crime don't you know funk's colors blind well I've committed a funky crime against a state of mind Barriers of race in the media take place tellin'you there is no room for what you do, don't budge there's no groove to your gloom who made you the judge always room for funky tunes and yes I funk it up Funky boy meets a funky girl make it funky, baby cause the funk is crazy Why do you do what you do I do what I want to do who said you could do what you do I told you who told me to I do what I want to do I do what I want to do funky crime funky crime don't you know funk's colors blind well I've committed a funky crime against a state of mind Funky crime funky crime funky funky crime the crime is funky Me and My Friends Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends Like two sweet peas in an even sweeter pod that's my friend and my friends's named Bob like the devil knows hell I know Bob well well enough to tell you 'bout his 67 smells well enough to tell you he's a hell-a-swell fellow well enough to tell you that we know each other better than we know our selves like freaks of a feather we rock together I know Bob well but I think he knows me better Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends He's as close to me as a friend can be I'll be standin' by my buddy he'll be standin' by me just another half of the two headed freak but I need him like my heart needs to beat at this point in this friendly verse I've got to sing a little something that I haven't rehearsed it's about my man and his name is Hillel for who my love is woul brother sacred take it hickleberry slim boy take it Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends Jacky's eyes are closed but he's right on course because he's guided by the invisible force he drives a kooky green chrysler bad as anybody's porsche he's a working class drummer he's as strong as a horse Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends Backwoods Someone spilled blood many years ago someone spilled blood but do you know that from the backwoods where the Chuck Berrys grow come your long tall daddies of a rock and roll Take me to your backwoods now take me to your backwoods now Spinning' down from the clouds like a tornado spinnin' out of control like a psychedelic soul with a rhythm hittin' harder than Larry Holmes come your long tall daddies of rock and roll Take me to your backwoods now take me to your backwoods now Mr. Uplift Mofo - my man Bo Diddley hit sippin' a bottle of nickle ripple play the lickity split finger licking licks for all you wicked city slick chicks and all you nitty gritty hick we'll make your nipples ripple make you wanna dip your dipple make you wanna soak your hickory stick because my man has a grip on it and I do mean on it which brings to mind a very sinister minister kind of guy a man named Little Richard born to make them bitches stir that's right he'll make the sweet substance drip from the middle of your hillbilly lips and like the farmer milk his cow the Howling Wolf will howl and since times does allow you all can Take me to your backwoods now Take me to your backwoods now Take me to your backwoods now Skinny Sweaty Man Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot he's sitting at the bar - then he's sittin' at the booth across the dance floor he does scoot he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit The caboose that could he goes toot toot been known to gag and sometimes puke a very good friend of granny goose he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit Skinny sweaty man in the green suit He's half man and half cartoon but good buddy don't be confused he's full blooded looney tune he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit Face to face with the man in the moon his family doctor is doctor seuss if you catch him in your soup please don't shoot he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit Skinny sweaty man in the green suit He was new in town a free wheelin' clown a funny young duke hangin' under the roof of a place in time united sound he'll play a little guitar sing a few blues he's the kind-a-guy that you can't refuse despite the fact that he's no brute he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots coming soon to a theatre near you he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit Behind The Sun One day while bathing in the sea my talking dolphin spoke to me he spoke to me in symphony from freedom's peace beneath the sea he looked to me eyes full of love said yes we live behind the sun Behind the sun The sun goes up and the sun gets down but like the heart of the sun my heart continues to pound Now while I shower in the rain I watch my dolphin swim away the one who listens to the surf can feel the pulse beat of the earth and like my dolphin swims so free the sun does swim into the sea Behind the sun An island flying through the sky one day your son might ask you why and if you son should be a girl she too might ask you of this world the sun shines sweet upon your beach and yes my dolphin loves to teach Behind the sun The sun goes up and the sun gets down but like the heart of the sun my heart continues to pound Subterranean Homesick Blues Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement thinking about the goverment the man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off, says he's got a bad cough: wants to get it paid off God knows when but you're doin' it again! you better duck down the alleyway lookin'for a new friend the man in the coonskin cap by the big pen wants eleven dollar bills: you only got ten Look out, kid Look out, kid, it's somethin' that you did Look out, kid, 'cause they keep all hid Maggie comes fleet foot, face full of black soot talkin' at the heat put plants in the bed but the phone's tapped anyway, maggie says that many say they must bust in early may orders from the D.A. Walk on your tip toes, don't try "no doz" better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose keep a clean nose, watch the plain clothes you don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows Look out, kid Look out, kid, it's somethin' that you did Look out, kid, 'cause they keep all hid Looks to me like you did a little to much hittin' kid you should've took it to the bridge before you started to skid Look out, kid the good god willin', we'll bebop to Bob Dylan chillin'em, thrillin'em, and red hot killin'em killin'em Get sick, get well, hand around a ink well ring bell, hard to tell if anything is goin' to sell try hard, get barred, get back, write braille get jailed, jump bail, join the army, if you fail But users, cheaters, six time losers hand around the theatres girl by the whirlpool lookin' for a new fool don't follow leaders, watch the parkin' meters Look out, kid Look out, kid, it's somethin' that you did Look out, kid, 'cause they keep all hid Special Secret Song Inside version 1 Well, my young lady, she lives three houses away she claims that she can hear moaning and screaming to me fuckin' you every night well, let me say "hey" I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah Struck by lust in a telephone booth busted by a cop, he said "That's uncool" he said that he hears moaning and screeming to me fuckin' you every night well, let me say "hey" I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your little pussy, girl I want to party on your pussy Let me shine your diamond the girl got a scratch slap that cat have mercy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah verson 2 Well my lady lady, she lives three houses away she claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "Fuck me Anthony, well Anthony" I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah Struck by lust in a telephone booth busted by a cop, he said "That's uncouth" he said that he can hear my baby screeming to me "Fuck me Anthony, well Anthony" I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy I want to party on your little pussy, girl I want to party on your pussy Let me shine your diamond the girl got a scratch slap that cat have mercy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on, party on your pussy I want to party on your pussy, baby I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah verson 3 1st verse: Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away. She claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me" every day, when I'm in the hay. 2nd verse: Struck by lust in a telephone booth. Busted by a cop; he said, "that's uncool." He said that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me" every day, when I'm in the hay. And then the rest is agreed upon. No Chump Love Sucker She's a witch a bonafide bore what's more - she snores and that is a fact cow eyes lie yes it's time to resist how did I ever get into this how could I ever have kissed that bitch so what if she's got big tits She's the kinda girl who changas her mind really quick she's the kinda girl who won't just let things sit she came like a cat like a cat to cat nop she came in my lap with her womanly hips when I first met her I came unglued I played the part of a blueblooded fool I'm through with your sewage I'm through with your trash I always knew that I'd get the last laugh She's the kinda girl who changas her mind really quick she's the kinda girl who won't just let things sit like two trains on one track bound for a crash two red white and blues we were destined to clash I can't fix the future I can't change the past like fly by night news we were not meant to last I'm through with your bluefish I'm through with your gash I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack Jump back for chump love you won't be back for cover but no no no no I'm no chump love sucker No chump love sucker No chump love sucker I thought that your love was a matter of fact but I lost my pride when I realized that the smack in my bag and my baseball bat was allyou were after boys "you dirty rat" she's a bitch and a brat and a living disaster she thought she was fast but I was faster Walkin' On Down The Road Well I'm walking on down the road but it can't be heaven 'cause the streets aren't gold and everybody knows what bobby d was told I'm walkin' on down the road Groovin' a tune straight out of the womb trust is a must to be a true blue dude that's a matter of fact don't be confused evebody knows true friends are few Everybody come in, everybody sing, sing my song everybody knows, everybody things, that I've done wrong everybody come in, everybody sing, sing my song Well I'm walking on down the road but it can't be heaven 'cause the streets aren't gold and everybody knows what bobby d was told I'm walkin' on down the road A like a momma bear hugs her baby bear cubs a dude he can't lose when he lives on love like the bark on a tree like the skin on my knees I'm standin' by my blood Everybody come in, everybody sing, sing my song everybody knows, everybody things, that I've done wrong everybody come in, everybody sing, sing my song Well I'm walking on down the road but it can't be heaven 'cause the streets aren't gold and everybody knows what bobby d was told I'm walkin' on down the road Love Trilogy My love comes, and when it does it's a crazy kind of selective affection my love flows lika a wize guy's tie in the zanniest of directions my love protection, my love erection you better get some of my infection my love can be-a-bigger than the hoover dam my love can hide behind a grain of sand my love for life is fueled by the love for my man I love his mother and the silly mystic man some people think he's bad they say he doesn't laugh and ask my dad My love is death to appartheid rule my love is deepest depth, the ocean blues My love is the zulu groove my love is keep it or move my love is a laughin' boozed my love is the pussy juice my love can't be refused my love is gettin' my food my love, my love My love began from love my love for an unknown grubby bum my love for the baby suckin' on his thumb my love for the best set of buns my love for the feal of the drums my love for a butter knuckle hands my love for the sweedes in the bad my love for the legs that I spin my love for the fat mingy my love, my love my love is my gross innerself my love is my dick in my head my love is my gross innerself my love is my dick in my head Organic Anti-Beat Box Band Welcome friends to my thoughts of when the fax city 4 were four young men time has come, now we jam with the uplift mofo party plan we're the organic anti-beat box band One comes from the holy land another was born an australian me i'm from michigan but hollywood is the land of lands it's a hollywood jam We represent the hollywood kids hollywood is where we live we represent the hollywood kids organic anti-beat box band Life is grand in the land of lands the mind does boggle the mind expands the anarchy 4 have manned their craft get on your knees and shake your ass to the jam that is We don't ask we demand that you and your clan listem now to this jam to the power of the drummers bad it's a hollywood jam We represent the hollywood kids hollywood is where we live we represent the hollywood kids organic anti-beat box band There's a party in my town at 12:00 there's a party that's rockin down to the rock I've got nothin' against hip hop but there's a party in my town and no beat box jam that is The party's got girls the girls got hot the party's got boys and the boys got socks something popped the doors unlocked house got up ran around the block sit down house take off your blouse We represent the hollywood kids hollywood is where we live any good friend of the lollypop kids over the rainbow with the wiz we represent the hollywood kids organic anti-beat box band With the organic anti-beat box band you just might slam dance that is it's a hollywood jam The Abbey Road EP Fire You don't care for me I don't care about that Look down on a fool I like it like that I have only one burnin' desire Come on let me get all over your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Say your mom ain't home It ain't my concern Don't you play with me And you won't get burned I have only one burnin' desire Girl let me do it in your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Move over rover And let Mr. Huckleberry take over You know he's bad You know he jams You know he's gonna do it Try ta get your money Ya better save it babe Save it for your rainy day I have only one burnin' desire Come on let me get all over your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire Mother's Milk Good Time Boys indeed it may seem that we have strange ways but we do it with compassion and don't believe in age travel round the world gettin naked on the stage bustin' people out of their everyday cage we like to think we make a sad man happy and we like to make proud our mammy and our pappy funky young kings we sing of truth and soul we're the modern day braves with one strong hold through the world of song our boldness is exposed i'm talkin' 'bout my buddy's funk it up fishbone good good time boys make me feel good give me good times yea yea yea yea our devotion to emotion is more than evident to the minds that are open it's you we represent we hope you have enjoyed the time that you have spent one day the good time boys that might jest be president like a pack of mad hatters who come from outer space our swinging's gonna shatter every stone cold face now you may not know the exact reason why a band commands attention from the mountains and the sky makin' more that money more than money can buy i stop! and take a listen to the monsters try good good time boys make me feel good give me good times yea yea yea yea if you don't believe me you can ask john doe 'cause his heart is made of glory and his voice is made of gold he'll tell you in a minute about the men he knows he'll tell you 'bout the band called fire hose to those of you who doubt the nature of our spirit we play it out loud for everyone to hear it building up our brains with the supernatural powers we take it from the trees and the mighty watts towers aim the flame of freedom at the lames and sours we're the best of the west and the west is ours good good time boys make me feel good give me good times yea yea yea yea Higher Ground People Keep on learnin' Soldiers Keep on warrin' World, Keep on turnin' Cause it won't be too long. Powers Keep on lyin', While your people Keep on dyin' World, Keep on turnin', Cause it won't be too long. I'm so darn glad He let me try it again, 'Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin. I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then. Gonna keep on tryin' till I reach the highest ground. Teachers, Keep on teachin' Preachers, Keep on preachin', World, keep on turnin', 'Cause it won't be too long. Oh, no Lovers, Keep on lovin' While believers Keep on believin'. Sleepers, Just stop sleepin' 'Cause it won't be too long. Oh, no! I'm so darn glad He let me try it again, 'Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin. I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then. Gonna keep on tryin' till I reach the highest ground. (Spoken) An' Stevie knows that, uh, no-body's gonna bring me down. Till I reach the highest ground. (Spoken) 'cause me 'n' Stevie, see, we're gonna be a sailin' on the funky sound Till I reach the highest ground. (Spoken) Bustin' out, an I'll break you out, 'cause I'm sailin' on. Till I reach the highest ground (Spoken)Just, uh, sailin' on sailin' on the higher ground Till I reach the highest ground Subway To Venus step right up and listen please you're gonna get it with the greatest of ease everybody gather round all aboard the underground you've got to get in before you get out and gettin' out is what it's gonna be about if you find that you are blind open your bashful mind let my band step inside and take you on a cosmic ride with honest sounds i'll paint your brain for in this song i do proclaim that once aboard this moving train i'll do my best to ease your pain slinky as my speech may be on this trip you'll ride for free this axis bold as love you see comes and goes so easily space is king or so i sing, subway to venus once aboard and feeling smooth like a liquid you will ooze into a state of mind that soothes aw be my quest inside my grove cause what i've got to give to you is gonna make you wiggle like a wiggley worm cause you deserve to wiggle and squirm life's too short to be in a hole so bust into your funkiest stroll space is king or so i sing, subway to venus take your body shake it around do the dog on the ground and if i can't make you dance i guess i'll just have to make you piss your pants space is king or so i sing, subway to venus Magic Johnson l. a. lakers fast break makers kinds of the court shake and bake all takers back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact m-a-g-i-c see you on the court buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart m-a-g-i-c magic of the buck other teams pray for dreams but he don't give a [fuck] penetrating the lane like a bullet train comes the magic blood a telepathic brain knucklehead suckers better duck when the buck comes through like a truck scott stops pops and drops it in on his way back gets a little skin from the hand of a man named a. c. green slam so hard break your t.v. screen worthy's hot with his tomahawk take it to the hole make your mamma talk i hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble l. a. lakers fast break makers kings of the court shake and bake all takers back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact lakers are the team that i watch on the telly cause they got more moves that a bowl full of jelly the buck stops here - pops - then cheers a roar through the forum that deafens my ears the one and only know if his kind sits in a throne not for the records that he holds but for being bald and bold kareem abdul jabbar all time great super super star i hate to burst your bubble but triple double trouble is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble does anybody want some magic johnson l. a. lakers fast break makers kings of the court shake and bake all takers back to back is a bad ass fact a claim that remains in tact Nobody Weird Like Me the freakiest show i know is the show of my own living my life in and out of the twilight zone bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me hell bent on inventing a new species bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me riding down the path on the back of a giraffe me and the giraffe laughed cause i passed some gas bust my britches bless my soul i'm a freak of nature walking totem pole look and see i think you'll agree nobody weird like me enchanted as a rabbit that my life is a dream well everything is never just as it seems the freakiest show i know is the show of my own living my life in and out of the twilight zone Knock Me Down never too soon to be through being cool too much too soon too much for me too much for you you're gonna loose in time every turn looking to burn some never learn live and learn stop your searching for a curse before you end up in a hearse don't be afraid to show your friends that you hurt inside inside pain's part of life don't hide behind your false pride it's a lie your lie don't slip away and don't forget i'll give you more than you can get it's so lonely when you don't even know yourself come to me if you see me getting mighty if you see me getting high knock me down i'm not bigger than life i'm tired of being untouchable i'm not above the love i'm part of you and you're part of me why did you go away too late to tell you how i feel i want you back but i get real can you hear my falling tears making rain where you lay finding what you're looking for can end up being such a bore i pray for you most every day my love's with you now fly away if you see me getting mighty if you see me getting high knock me down i'm not bigger than life it's so lonely when you don't even know yourself Taste The Pain flat on my back in a lonely sprawl i stare at the ceiling because i can not fall asleep tonight no not at all head lights flash across my bedroom wall crying eyes open because i can not fall in love with you no not at all walk away and taste the pain come again some other day aren't you glad you weren't afraid funny how the price gets paid busted in two like a brittle stick i can not drink because my throat constricts lovesick from you that will never do open my mouth i couldn't make a sound i could not scream i could not shout it out to you nothing to do walk away and taste the pain come again some other day aren't you glad you weren't afraid funny how the price gets paid this may come as a shocking surprise i have to take a walk i have to kiss it goodbye goodbye my love goodbye my love i am not alive walk away and taste the pain come again some other day aren't you glad you weren't afraid funny how the price gets paid Stone Cold Bush she's stone cold bush yea and baby that's alright she's stone cold bush yea and that's alright with me get up off your knees, come on walk with me tell me what you need to get along a statue come to live i cut you with my knife bleeding to the tune of dolly dagger she's stone cold bush haight street got nothing to show except the skirt on your ass when you're livin' on the streets you've got to let it roll get on with what you've got awe everybody knows that it's alright you've got no secrets to tell but when you walk that walk and talk that talk you do it oh so well she's stone cold bush she's got marble eyes sweet china doll her thighs and animal in pain she starts to cry her pipes are open wide she blows more than my mind echo sounds of soul time after time she's stone cold bush Pretty Little Ditty Instrumental Punk Rock Classic i'm a radio joe of the biz called show i'm a rockin popstar with a get up and go rubbin' elbows with the big wigs at my sold out shows i've been on every cover even rolling stone put us on mtv all we really need begging on our knees please, please, please, please, please conforming to the norm straight out of the mold compromising each and every ounce of soul i'm a doin' anything for the records of gold i only want what i can hold put us on mtv all we really need begging on our knees please, please, please, please, please we know that we'll never be better than mister slick superstar david letterman i promise we'll be perfect gentlemen just put us on the show you'll regret us then put us on mtv all we really need begging on our knees please, please, please, please, please thank you very much be sure to label us we wouldn't want to cause a ruckus or a fuss aor, chr, top forty or bust put us on mtv all we really need begging on our knees please, please, please, please, please what i am is a picture on the tv screen don't make waves don't make a scene what i say when i play isn't worth a bean i'm a video joe in an industry put us on mtv all we really need begging on our knees please, please, please, please, please Sexy Mexican Maid hair so smooth, black as coal aw baby the way you sway you wear the dress so very blue that you take my blues away she comes and goes that i know she cums at least once a day i can't resist i kiss you lips [sic] you're my sexy mexican maid my angel girl she sings to me baby tell me this is not a dream she's pushing me onto my knees i'm prayin' to my baby she screams squeezing me so tight i cry i'll low you 'till the day i die let me please get on my knees, i come alone when i wake up in the morn she greets me where i lay i look outside to find that i's a bright and sunny day so serene she gives to me my toast and marmalade what more can i say she's my sexy mexican maid my angel girl she sings to me baby tell me this is not a dream she's pushing me onto my knees i'm prayin' to my baby she screams squeezing me so tight i cry i'll low you 'till the day i die let me please get on my knees, i come alone she puts me in a bubble bath she tickles me and i laugh she washes me until i'm clean then she does a little sexy dance happy to feel my hand go slap upon her sexy ass we make fun so very slow then we make it fast my angel girl she sings to me baby tell me this is not a dream she's pushing me onto my knees i'm prayin' to my baby she screams squeezing me so tight i cry i'll low you 'till the day i die let me please get on my knees, i come alone Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky i cry, i cry i was born in a land, i don't think you understand god damn what i am i'm a native of this place, please don't kick me in my face my race has been disgraced won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky testify testify kick a hole right in the sky slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky testify testify kick a hole right in the sky johnny, johnny, johnny puts us in a pumpkin shell where you keep us very well it's hell, where i dwell when history books are full of shit, i become the anarchist i'm pissed at this what this country claims to be it's a lie no place for me i bleed kill my trust if you must but in my blood there is lust for life that's right apache blood is in my heart thrashing though me like a shark crashingthough the dark what am i supposed to do i feel like i'm cut into confused by rules do these cultures clash or am i living in the past i ask please tell me fast to what do i belong and if i change will i be wrong i took my foot kicked a hole in the sky i proceeded to plead fathers help me decide a jagged flash of light struck me in the eye i turned around and found that i was still alive snakes rise high from the purple black sky the red cloud rains and the black horse rides then it dawned on my like the mornin' sun i'm a part of two worlds and the mornin' comes glowing embers tend to remember when the power that is peace was treated as a friend i am a master of and i've got to take action i'm a man, the animal man What Hits Under The Bridge Sometimes I feel Like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city of angel Lonely as I am Together we cry I drive on her streets 'Cause she's my companion I walk through her hills 'Cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way It's hard to believe That there's nobody out there It's hard to believe That I'm all alone At least I have her love The city she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away Show Me Your Soul In a world that can be so insane I don't think its very strange For me to be in love with you I want to know more than your brain Into my life you were injected Not something that I expected Now I smile from your affection We have made a soul connection Just for whom does your bell toll Don't be cold show me your soul Sentimental gentlemen are not afraid To show you when I am you You're my best friend Show me your soul In a world that can be so insane I don't think its very strange For me to be in love with you I want to know more than your brain Yes I find you so appealing When you show me how you're feeling You my friend need not be kneeling Open up and start revealing Trust in me, my heart is whole I need to see Show me your soul Sentimental gentlemen are not afraid To show you when I am you You're my best friend Show me your soul In a world that can be so insane I don't think its very strange For me to be in love with you I want to know more than your brain Don't expect too much from me Perfection is no test for me Because the best I'll ever be I just like you, a human being You won't offend, I need to know Please my friend Show me your soul. Sentimental gentlemen are not afraid To show you when I am you You're my best friend Show me your soul Out in L.A. Castles Made of Sand Down the street you can hear her scream You're a disgrace as she slams the door In his drunken face And now he stands outside And all the neighbors start to gossip and drool He cries oh girl you must be mad What happened to the sweet love you and me had Against the door he leans and start a scene And his tears fall and burn the garden green And so castles made of sand Fall in the sea Eventually A little Indian brave who before he was ten Played wargames in the woods with his Indian friends And he built a dream that when he grew up He would be a fearless warrior Indian chief Many moons past and more the dream grew strong Until tomorrow he would sing his first war song And fight his first battle But something went wrong Surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night And so castles made of sand Fall in the sea Eventually There was a young girl Whose heart was a frown 'Cause she was crippled for life And she couldn't speak a sound And she wished and prayed She could stop livin' So she decide to die She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore And to her legs she smiled You won't hurt me no more But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say Look a golden winged ship is passing my way And it really didn't have to stop It just kept on going And so castles made of sand Slips into the sea Eventually F.U Fuck you! Fuck your whole family and your bare legged kids Fuck you! Fuck your little sister and your little brother Fuck you! Fuck all your friends and everyone Fuck you! Fuck your little puppy and your puppy dog Fuck you... Blues For Meister It's always half and half I'm happy and I'm sad Everything that's beautifull Always kills me too The highest I get up Is the deepest I get down You're up there with your life That's why I gotta shout, shout, ...And then gotta shout, shout Blues for Meister You sweet little thing Blues for Meister I'm so sad I gotta sing A cozy little kitty up Sittin' on the couch Oh, kitty cat, oh, baby I really miss you now Well have some respect For my cat He got squashed by the wheel Of a Cadillac Well, me and my pussy We lost our flow Well, goodbye my little calico Your food's still in the cupboard Hangin' in its can You used to love to eat it Down I'll always love you Meister You were so good to me There's nothing like you nowhere As far as I can see Stranded Stranded Stranded on a toilet bowl Stranded Stranded Stranded on a toilet bowl What do you do when you're stranded And there ain't nothing on the roll? To prove you're a man You must wipe it with your hand Stranded Stranded on a toilet bowl! What It Is Give it up to this time full of strife Get down, you might be fucking with the song of life Extend your deeper senses, there will be no fight At the never ending ocean of perfect insights 'Round your molecule beam with a halo of light The animated aura will give delight Soon, your every single worry will be out of sight With the power of It, we are about to astound All your preconceptions, they will come unbound "Listen very close," my inner voice expounds "We are the human race, and we groove to the sound" Yes, we deliver the truth to our musical birth A soul shocking sound with electrify the earth People have to know that it's not about money Cash is not the way to make your life sunny There is no need if you got the soul seed Love, life and peace, it can only begin When you know in your heart that the change is within Love all your brothers and love all your sisters Love all the missus and love all the misses And don't be shy when you're sharing your kisses Greed, jealousy gets boos and hisses What it is, what it is, so much to be found What it is, what it is, groove down to the sounds What it is, what it is, what it is in a song What it is, what it is, you can do no wrong Balance your life with the right kind of foods To eat a sad cow is to eat another you Well, that's an unfair rap, it's unforgivably rude It'll put your Karma in the worst of moods Someone's drinking booze and taking too many ludes 'Cause when you cop, don't you cop an attitude And that's an ugly thing, it's not the real you So please y'all, take some sound advice Be yourself, clear your mind, make a sacrifice The always sober you is especialy nice Don't loot, don't shout, give comet the boot I love it kickin' back and playin' my bamboo flute Refuse to fight wars for political whores Unsurpassed peace lines the salt water shores It is my notion that the perfect peace potion Can be found in the wake of the green sea ocean The long rocky swells of the mighty blue ocean Is the cradle of peace, it's the perfect peace potion There you will find it, with sweet sea creatures The smile of a dolphin is a built-in feature We will learn much peace will the whale as your teacher "Good morning class, how very nice to meet you" What it is, what it is, so much to be found What it is, what it is, groove down to the sounds What it is, what it is, what it is in a song What it is, what it is, you can do no wrong Open up your hearts to the planets; to the stars With your spirit take a trip from Venus to Mars You know, Einstein did while Hitler hid Now, Albert lives forever in every single kid But, with Adolph Hitler, we are permanently rid Picasso, Mister Dali and my man, Jimi Hendrix These cool brothers make the world go 'round Yeah, they do it with art, and Jimy did it with sound But, by all these men, it was found Each and every person can be just as renowned Don't let the world's racist creeds give your pretty face a frown Stand up for equal rights, I mean buckle down Go spread the word from town to town We are the human race and we groove to the sounds Now that you've heard what it is in a song From here on in, you can do no wrong Blood Sugar Sex Magic Power of Equality I've got a soul That can not sleep At night when something Just ain't right Blood red But without sight Exploding egos In the night Mix like sticks Of dynamite Red black or white This is my fight Come on courage Let's be heard Turn feelings Into words American equality Has always been sour An attitude I would like to devour My name is peace This is my hour Can I get Just a little bit of power The power of equality Is not yet what it ought to be It fills me up like a hollow tree The power of equality Right or wrong My song is strong You don't like it Get along Say what I want Do what I can Death to the message Of the Ku Klux Klan I don't buy supremacy Media chief You menance me The people you say Cause all the crime Wake up motherfucker And smell the slime Blackest anger Whitest fear Can you hear me Am I clear My name is peace This is my hour Can I get Just a little bit of power I've got tapes I've got c.d.'s I've got my Public Enemy My lilly white ass Is tickled pink When I listen to the music That makes me think Not another Motherfuckin' politician Doin' nothin' but something For his own ambition Never touch The sound we make Soul sacred love Vows that we take To create straight What is true Yo he's with me And what I do My name is peace This is my hour Can I get Just a little bit of power Madder than a motherfucker Lick my finger Can't forget 'Cause the memory lingers Count 'em off quick Little piccadilly sickness Take me to the hick Eat my thickness I've got a welt From the Bible belt Dealing with the hand That I've been dealt Sitting in the grip Of a killing fist Giving up blood Just to exist Rub me wrong And I get pissed No I can not Get to this People in pain I do not dig it Change of brain For Mr. Bigot Little brother do you hear me Have a heart oh come get near me Misery is not my friend But I'll break before I bend What I see is insanity Whatever happened to humanity If You Have To Ask A wanna be gangster Thinkin' he's a wise guy Rob another bank He's a sock 'em in the eye guy Tank head Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy Look him in the eye He's not my kinda guy Never be Confusion proof Pudding's sweet But too aloof Orange eye girl With a backslide dew said Yo homie Who you talkin' to A backed up paddywagon Mackin' on a cat's ass One upper cut To the cold upper middle class Born to storm On boredom's face And a little lust To the fucky ass flea bass Most in the race Just lose their grace The blackest hole In all of space Crooked as a hooker Now suck my thumb Anybody wanna come get some If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go Don't ask me why I'm flyin' so high Mr. Bubble meets superfly In my third eye Searchin' for a soul bride She's my freakette Soak it up inside Deeper than a secret Much more Than meets the eye To the funk I fall into my new ride My hand my hand Magic on the one Is a medicine man Thinkin' of a few Taboos that I ought to kill Dancin' on their face Like a stage on vaudeville I feel so good Can't be understood Booty of a hoodlum Rockin' my red hood If you have to ask You'll never know Funky motherfuckers Will not be told to go Breaking the Girl I am a man Cut from the know Rarely do friends Come and then go She was a girl Soft but estranged We were the two Our lives rearranged Feeling so good that day A feeling of love that day Twisting and turning Your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl She meant you no harm Think you're so clever But now you must sever You're breaking the girl He loves no one else Raised by my dad Girl of the day He was my man That was the way She was the girl Left alone Feeling the need To make me her home I don't know what when or why The twilight of love had arrived Twisting and turning Your feelings are burning You're breaking the girl She meant you no harm Think you're so clever But now you must sever You're breaking the girl He loves no one else Funky Monks There are no monks in my band There are no saints in this land I'll be doin' all I can If I die an honest man Confusion is my middle name Ask me again I'll tell you the same Persuaded by one sexy dame No I do not feel no shame You are on the road Can I get a little lovin' from you Can I get a little bit of that done did do You are on the road Tell me now girl that you need me too Tell me now girl cause I've got a feeling 4 you Every man has certain needs Talkin' 'bout them dirty deeds To these needs I must concede Livin' by my lowly creed Woman please know that I'm good Know that I did all I could But yes it's true likelihood Of being great is not so good You are on the road Can I get a little lovin' from you Can I get a little bit of that done did do You are on the road Tell me now girl that you need me too Tell me now girl cause I've got a feeling 4 you There are no monks in my band There are no saints in this land I'll be doin' all I can If I die an honest man Virtue slipped into my shoe No I will not misconstrue More rockin' more rockin' now doobley do Dancin' down your avenue You are on the road Can I get a little lovin' from you Can I get a little bit of that done did do You are on the road Tell me now girl that you need me too Tell me now girl cause I've got a feeling 4 you Suck My Kiss Should of been, could of been Would of been dead If I didn't get the message Goin' to my head I am what I am Most motherfuckers Don't give a damn Aw baby think you can Be my girl, I'll be your man Someone full of fun Do me 'till I'm well done Little Bo Peep Cumin' from my stun gun Beware take care Most motherfuckers Have a cold ass stare Aw baby please be there Suck my kiss cut me my share Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss Kiss me please pervert me stick with this Is she talking dirty Give to me sweet sacred bliss Your mouth was made to suck my kiss Look at me can't you see All I really want to be Is free from a world That hurts me I need relief Do you want me girl To be your theif Aw baby just for you I'd steal anything that you want me to K-i-s-s-i-n-g Chicka chicka dee Do me like a banshee Low brow is how Swimming in the sound Of bow wow wow Aw baby do me now Do me here I do allow Hit me you can't hurt me suck my kiss Kiss me please pervert me stick with this Is she talking dirty Give to me sweet sacred bliss Your mouth was made to suck my kiss Would of been dead If I didn't get the message Goin' to my head I am what I am Most motherfuckers Don't give a damn Aw baby think you can Be my girl, I'll be your man I Could Have Lied There must be something In the way I feel That she don't want me to feel The stare she bares cut me I don't care You see so what if I bleed I could never change Just what I feel My face will never show What is not real A mountain never seems to have The need to speak A look that shares so many seek The sweetest feeling I got from you The things I said to you were true I could never change Just what I feel My face will never show What is not real I could have lied I'm such a fool My eyes could never never never Keep their cool Showed her and I told her how She struck me but I'm fucked up now But now she's gone yes she's gone away A soulful song That would not stay You see she hides 'cause she is scared But I don't care I won't be spared I could have lied I'm such a fool My eyes could never never never Keep their cool Showed her and I told her how She struck me but I'm fucked up now Mellowship Slinky In B Major I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship I've got a nonstop "yo swan" hello chip Born to adore the big bad bison Thunderstorm and a man like Tyson Popcorn peanuts lookin' at big butts No I can not keep my mouth shut Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous forum My Lakers I adore 'em Blush my lady when I tell her The I do indeed love to smell her Sopping wet your pink umbrella Do the dog with Isabella I'm so in love yes with an artist Imagination, he's the smartest Robert Williams, stroke and splatter I attest to your gray matter Living kings how true it rings These are just a few of my favorite things Good God where's my sleigh Good God playing for days Good God any day now Good God take me away Good God purple haze Good God the baddest of brains Good God anyday now Good God ridin' my sleigh now Being that I'm the duke of my domain My hat goes off to Mark Twain Singing a song about what true men don't do Killing another creature that's kind of blue Writing about the world of the wild coyote Good man Truman Copote Talking about my throughts 'cuase they must grow Cock my brain to shoot my load I'm on the porch 'cause I lost my housekey Pick up my book I read Bukowski Can I get another kiss from you Kiss me right here on my tattoo Good God where's my sleigh Good God playing for days Good God any day now Good God take me away Good God DeNiro's insane Good God rackin' my brain Good God anyday now Good God take me away now take me away Me my friends and the sex machine Do unto others like my brother Bean I know you've got a mother So give her a hug I know you've got a mother With a whole lot of love Billy sings and Basie swings These are just a few of my favorite things The Righteous and The Wicked I can't rest in war Will you be my friend Dark Ages never change I can't comprehend Kiss me we self destruct Can you hear me Lord Yes I think we're fucked But I can't rest in war The righteous and the wicked War and peace The killing fist Of the human beast P.O.P Prodigies Of Peace Hear me when I'm calling you From my knees I am playing for a better day Holy mother earth Crying into space Tears on her pretty face For she has been raped Killing your future blood Fill her with disease Global abortion please That is what she needs The righteous and the wicked War and peace The killing fist Of the human beast P.O.P Prodigies Of Peace Hear me when I'm calling you From my knees I am playing for a better day Are we fire flies Flashing in the night Big thunder rumble fish Did you get it right Headstrong battle song Exploding souls be gone Marvin Gaye my love Where did we go wrong The righteous and the wicked War and peace The killing fist Of the human beast P.O.P Prodigies Of Peace Hear me when I'm calling you From my knees I am playing for a better day Give It Away What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you What I've got you've got to get it put it in you Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue Realize I don't want to be a miser Confide w/sly you'll be the wiser Young blood is the lovin' upriser How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser Give it away give it away give it away give it away now x 3 I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper Greedy little people in a sea of distress Keep your more to receive your less Unimpressed by material excess Love is free love me say hell yes I'm a low brow but I rock a little know how No time for the piggies or the hoosegow Get smart get down with the pow wow Never been a better time than right now Bob Marley poet and a prophet Bob Marley taught me how to off it Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it Give it away give it away give it away give it away now x 3 I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper Lucky me swimmin' in my ability Dancin' down on life with agility Come and drink it up from my fertility Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility My mom I love her 'cause she love me Long gone are the times when she scrub me Feelin' good my brother gonna hug me Drink my juice young love chug-a-lug me There's a river born to be a giver Keep you warm won't let you shiver His heart is never gonna wither Come on everybody time to deliver Give it away give it away give it away give it away now x 3 I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water Blood Sugar Sex Magik Blood sugar sucker fish In my dish How many pieces Do you wish Step into a heaven Where I keep it on the soul side Girl please me Be my soul bride Every women Has a piece of aphrodite Copulate to create A state of sexual light Kissing her virginity My affinity I mingle with the gods I mingle with divinity Blood sugar baby She's magik Sex magik sex magik Glorious euphoria Is my must Erotic shock Is a function of lust Temporarily blind Dimensions to discover In time Each into the other Uncontrollable notes From her snowwhite throat Fill a space In which two bodies float Operatic by voice A fanatic by choice Aromatic is the flower She must be moist Blood sugar baby She's magik Sex magik sex magik Under The Bridge Sometimes I feel Like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city of angels Lonely as I am Together we cry I drive on her streets 'Cause she's my companion I walk through her hills 'Cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way It's hard to believe That there's nobody out there It's hard to believe That I'm all alone At least I have her love The city she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all that way Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away Naked In The Rain Standin' on the corner of civilization There's a time there's a place for me In a world where I can't be found Cold and mean people give me the creeps Going to the jungle where the elephant roams Got to get away gonna make it my home Losing my taste for the human race Social grace is a waste of time It's absurd when I look around So sublime that we blow my mind Naked in the rain with a killer whale I can taste the salt when I lick his tail Naked in the rain Doctor Doolittle what's your secret Give it to me doctor Don't keep it I never met an animal that I didn't like You can come to me I won't bite Don't you know dog is man's best friend There is some love that you can't fight Naked in the rain with black tattoos Runnin' through the woods laughin' at the blues Naked in the rain Doctor Doolittle what's your secret Give it to me doctor Don't keep it Listen to the talking heart in my chest With this gift good Lord I am blessed There's a lump and it's in my throat I'm in love with the wilderness Naked in the river skinny dippin' my way In the waterfall I just wanna play Naked in the rain Doctor Doolittle what's your secret Give it to me doctor Don't keep it Apache Rose Peacock Sittin' on a sack of beans Sittin' down in New Orleans You wouldn't believe what I've seen Sitting on that sack of beans Lunatics on pogo sticks Another southern fried freak on a crucifix Hicks don't mix with politics People on the street just kickin' to the licks Yes my favorite place to be Is not a land called Honah Lee Mentally or physically I wanna be in New Orleans Oh good brother just when I thought That I had seen it all My eyes popped out, my dick got hard And I dropped my jaw I saw a bird walkin down the block Name Apache Rose Peacock I could not speak I was in shock I told my knees to please not knock Yes my favorite place to be Is not a land called Honah Lee Mentally or physically I wanna be in New Orleans A little boy came along Name of Louis Armstrong Said that girl who left me silly She liked the looks of me and my willy So I found her in the quarter Good God how I adored her Oh she made me feel so cozy When she told me I could call her Rosey I kiss your hair your skin so bare I'll take you with me girl anywhere You fare well in stormy weather I never met a girl that I liked better Twinkle twinkle little star Shining down on my blue car Drivin' down the boulevard She was soft and I was hard Apache Rose gotta rockin' peacock Hottest ass on the goddamn block Rockin' to the beat of the funky ass meters She has one of those built in heaters I kiss your hair your skin so bare I'll take you with me girl anywhere You fare well in stormy weather I never met a girl that I liked better Voodoo gurus casting their spells Cockatoo drag queens shakin' their bells Silver sound escapes the trumpet Watch your leg someone might hump it Chicken strut your butt let's rock Gettin' it on under your frock Flowing like a flame all through the night My girl's insane but it's all right I kiss your hair your skin so bare I'll take you with me girl anywhere You fare well in stormy weather I never met a girl that I liked better The Greeting Song Drivin' around I've got my baby and my top down Mary-go-round I ride you for my love Throwin' me down in the backseat underground I'm on the mound I make it for my love Who, you talking to, talk to me you Sound of music Makin' my way I brake another L.A. day Time in the town I need it for my love My Chevrolet rollin' to another play day This is the sound I listen for my love Who, you talking to, talk to me you Sound of music I love you swim through me Good feelings come to me Sought and I found a life of makin my bloodsound Do anything for the one I love Something profound the face of God is in sensoround I'm on the mound I make it for my love I love you swim through me Good feelings come to me My Lovely Man I used to shout Across the room to you And you'd come dancin' Like a fool Shuffle step You funky mother Come to me All warm as covers Rest with me My lovely brother For you see There is no other Memory so sad and sweet I'll see you soon Save me a seat Well I'm cryin' Now my lovely man Yes I'm cryin' Now and no one can Ever fill the The hole you left my man I'll see you later My lovely man if I can In my room I'm all alone Waiting for you To get home Listen to Roberta Flack But I know you won't come back Well I'm cryin' Now my lovely man Yes I'm cryin' Now and no one can Just in case You never knew I miss you slim I love you too See my heart It's black and blue When I die I will find you Well I'm cryin' Now my lovely man Yes I'm cryin' Now and no one can Ever fill the The hole you left my man I'll see you later My lovely man if I can Sir Psycho Sexy A long, long, long, long time ago Before the wind, before the snow Lived a man, lived a man I know Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho Sir Psycho Sexy that is me Sometimes I find I need to scream He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go Deep inside the garden of Eden Standing there with my hard on bleedin' Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no that would be treason Believe me Eve she gave good reason Botty looking too good not to be squeezin' Creamy beaver hotter than a fever I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Makin' her feel like an over achiever I take it away for a minute just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man He's a freak of nature But we love him so He's a freak of nature But we let him go I got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile She said get out and spead your legs And then she tried to cop a feel That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you She stuck my butt with her big black stick I said "what's up?" now suck my dick Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Proppin' her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight" I swatted her like no swat team can Turned a cherry pie right into jam Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man Hello young woman that I love Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of Hold me naked if you will In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you I love you Lay me down .... Descending waves of graceful pleasure For your love there is no measure Her curves they bend with subtle splendor Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the funk will make me freak If I should die before I waked Allow me Lord to rock out naked Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip Calling up a little girl with a bull whip Lickety split go snap "snap" Girl gettin' off all in my lap The tallest tree the sweetest sap Blowin' my ass right off the map Ooo and it's nice out here I think I'll stay for a while They're Red Hot Hot tamales They're red hot Yeah, she got 'em for sale Hot, hot, they're red hot Ah, she got 'em for sale I got a girl Say she's long and tall Sleeps in the kitchen With her feets in the hall Hot tamales They're red hot Ah, she got 'em for sale Yeah, she got 'em for sale You know the monkey Now the babboon playin' in the grass the monkey stuck his finger In that old "Good Gulf Gas" Hot tamales They're red hot Ah, she got 'em for sale Yeah, she got 'em for sale She got two for a nickel Got four for a dime Would sell you more But they ain't none of mine Hot tamales They're red hot Ah, she got 'em for sale Yeah, she got 'em for sale I'm 'onna upset your backbone Put your kidneys to sleep out I'll due to break 'way your liver An' dare your heart to beat 'bout Plasma Shaft Sikamikanico Everybody knows about Hollywood skunks Soulful saints and funky monks My tinsel town is made of steel Let's twist, let's shout, let's make a deal! Hollywood and Hollywood not We're both so lively on the spot Feel so alive, don't know where to stop Are you deaf or dumb or what?! Silly little creature, Sikamikanico Sittin' on a bleature, Sikamikanico I don't want a teacher, Sikamikanico If it's gonna reach ya, Sikamikanico Don't you know 'bout Frank Sinatra That's all gone because I got up We don't just play, we display Got to give it up, gotta do it my way Shootin' my sex up to the cave You might receive my radio wave Shake it girl, you won't get hurt I knock my dick into the dirt Silly little creature, Sikamikanico Sittin' on a bleature, Sikamikanico I don't want